The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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