Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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