Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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