do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
