It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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