Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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