guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
soo... how was my night?
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