better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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