i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize