I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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