it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize