Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize
