god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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