hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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