Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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