Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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