I accidentally burped into my bong.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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