3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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