How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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