I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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