who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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