69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
