My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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