maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Can I color on your dick again?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
