Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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