yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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