Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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