Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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