Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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