I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
