I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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