the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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