I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
