Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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