I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
