she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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