your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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