Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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