Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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