If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Your cock deserves a montage
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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