Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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