office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
