Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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