I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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