my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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