Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
sarcasm needs its own font
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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