im about as happy as oj after his trial
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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