NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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