Don't you send me to vm
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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