My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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