youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
My brain says no but my pants say off.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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