Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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