STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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