It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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