I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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