Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
