he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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