his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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